Escape with StYle

coketalk: All hail the queen.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 18:24:21 +1000

All hail the queen.

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Sun, 27 Mar 2011 20:08:19 +1100

Mom: want to hear something funny? i took the dog s thryoid med this morn instead of mine. i am fine.

Me: Mom! Are you sure?

Mom: arf arf

coketalk: Listen up, all you lovers and fuckers. I’m pleased to...

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:53:44 +1100

coketalk:

Listen up, all you lovers and fuckers. I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my online boutique where I’m kicking things off with a NEIVZ + Coquette collaboration featuring my own collection of cooler-than-fuck handmade jewelry by one of my favorite Los Angeles artists and designers, Steven Shein.

Stop in to the Coquette Boutique and check out all my ridiculous bling. If something catches your eye, snatch it up quick. These pieces are all limited edition, and they’re only available through the site.

Oh, and of course, this is all just the beginning, so bookmark my shit and come back often. I think you’ll like where this goes.

molls: this is perfect You not ma son u my muthafuckin...

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 01:25:46 +1100

molls:

this is perfect

You not ma son u my muthafuckin step-son

yes

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 23:36:59 +1100

i am currently lying in bed, at a reasonable hour i might add, and i just cut my cuticles with my $28.99 cuticle clippers. This burtation is heavy on ma shoulders.

#derp

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 00:24:56 +1100

#derp

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Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:07:53 +1100

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Wed, 09 Feb 2011 01:32:24 +1100

Me: Are you at work?

Mom: yeah i was on my way to the broom to brush my teeth.

Me: broom? why are you brushing your teeth at work?

Mom: broom is short for bathroom and i’m about to go to the dentist.

Me: no, it’s not. good luck at the dentist.

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Sat, 05 Feb 2011 00:33:59 +1100

What life are we living?

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 02:44:00 +1100

Over the past 2 months we have consumed more alcohol than reasonably acceptable for healthy, functioning members of society.

We have also frequented some homosexual haunts so much that Skye’s I.D got recognized, yeh thats right not her, her I.D!

I have also awoken to find Skye’s bite marks on my arm, not before some South African chick tried to sleep on our couch.

I have seen K dance his heart out and Skye try hers out.

I have danced, and drank, and danced and drank, and tripped and slipped, and stumbled and slurred, and smoked. My god have we smoked.

And every-time I come home with a great big fucking smile on my face. A smile that I cannot hide behind my attempts to be cool.

Just pure adoration at the amazing people K and Skye are and how the 3 of us seem, meant to be.

Nicki is the bomb

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:27:26 +1100

Nicki is the bomb

thehottestplacetobe: in my bed…..NOW Okay… Now for the...

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 16:35:04 +1100

thehottestplacetobe:

in my bed…..NOW

Okay… Now for the ‘Escape’ part…

As I type I’m Lying by a pool in a resort on a tropical island....

Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:43:00 +1100

As I type I’m Lying by a pool in a resort on a tropical island. I love being on holiday but I can’t shake the feeling each time I leave for one that I shud take more…’home holidays’. You know the ones where u just chill, see friends u never see, if it’s hot take a drive to Lorne or rosie’s pool, go n c my granny, get my car serviced, clean my blinds, go shopping, read, write, play ps3, meet girls, lay in parks, play basketball, got to the gym. Except I just had one of those and I dont feel content.

When Parents Text: Mambo #5

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 01:32:45 +1100

When Parents Text: Mambo #5:

I think my other name is Ben

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This is becoming an obsession…. [s]

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 00:56:42 +1100

This is becoming an obsession….

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bohemea: Mila Kunis just getting in the mood for Black Swan...

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 20:26:43 +1100

bohemea:

Mila Kunis

just getting in the mood for Black Swan viewing now….

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Kim Kardashian

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 20:34:00 +1100

Sometimes when I think about female celebrities and how much I would like to sleep with them I generally think as a a girl, with my amazingness in my dream life, I would be enough for these fly hot bitches. But there are some sexy ladies out there that I just imagine would probably need more than my feminine wiles. Like they would not be satisfied with what I had to offer. The most generous example of these honeyz is K.K

#dying

whydoihaveablog: (via fireeyedboi) I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTHI...

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 20:02:23 +1100

whydoihaveablog:

(via fireeyedboi)

I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTH
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTH
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTH

ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHTTT.

I just woke up from such a good nap.

for [K]

whydoihaveablog: 1. Get to know me and I’m sure we can fix that...

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 18:48:19 +1100

whydoihaveablog:

1. Get to know me and I’m sure we can fix that problem.

2. Thank you!

3. It all goes back to Kris. She is a wonder woman.

I’m devising a Kardashian religion. Pray to the Patron Saint of Khloe when you need confidence and fabulousness, the Patron Saint of Kourtney when you need to face hard tasks without showing weakness (or any emotion at all), the Patron Saint of Kris when you need to channel strength and wisdom.

Kim will, of course, solely be “the face” of the religion just as she is to the Kardashian family.

(whydoihaveablog.tumblr.com/ask)

oh how I used to wish I was Bastian [s]

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 15:25:02 +1100

oh how I used to wish I was Bastian

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