As I type I’m Lying by a pool in a resort on a tropical island. I love being on holiday but I can’t shake the feeling each time I leave for one that I shud take more…’home holidays’. You know the ones where u just chill, see friends u never see, if it’s hot take a drive to Lorne or rosie’s pool, go n c my granny, get my car serviced, clean my blinds, go shopping, read, write, play ps3, meet girls, lay in parks, play basketball, got to the gym. Except I just had one of those and I dont feel content.
Mila Kunis
just getting in the mood for Black Swan viewing now….
[s]
Sometimes when I think about female celebrities and how much I would like to sleep with them I generally think as a a girl, with my amazingness in my dream life, I would be enough for these fly hot bitches. But there are some sexy ladies out there that I just imagine would probably need more than my feminine wiles. Like they would not be satisfied with what I had to offer. The most generous example of these honeyz is K.K

#dying
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTH
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTH
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK N FORTHALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHTTT.
I just woke up from such a good nap.
for [K]
1. Get to know me and I’m sure we can fix that problem.
2. Thank you!
3. It all goes back to Kris. She is a wonder woman.
I’m devising a Kardashian religion. Pray to the Patron Saint of Khloe when you need confidence and fabulousness, the Patron Saint of Kourtney when you need to face hard tasks without showing weakness (or any emotion at all), the Patron Saint of Kris when you need to channel strength and wisdom.
Kim will, of course, solely be “the face” of the religion just as she is to the Kardashian family.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY