June 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
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- Mom: want to hear something funny? i took the dog s thryoid med this morn instead of mine. i am fine.
- Me: Mom! Are you sure?
- Mom: arf arf
February 2011
6 posts
yes
i am currently lying in bed, at a reasonable hour i might add, and i just cut my cuticles with my $28.99 cuticle clippers. This burtation is heavy on ma shoulders.
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- Me: Are you at work?
- Mom: yeah i was on my way to the broom to brush my teeth.
- Me: broom? why are you brushing your teeth at work?
- Mom: broom is short for bathroom and i’m about to go to the dentist.
- Me: no, it’s not. good luck at the dentist.
January 2011
7 posts
What life are we living?
Over the past 2 months we have consumed more alcohol than reasonably acceptable for healthy, functioning members of society.
We have also frequented some homosexual haunts so much that Skye’s I.D got recognized, yeh thats right not her, her I.D!
I have also awoken to find Skye’s bite marks on my arm, not before some South African chick tried to sleep on our couch.
I have seen K dance his heart out and Skye try hers out.
I have danced, and drank, and danced and drank, and tripped and slipped, and stumbled and slurred, and smoked. My god have we smoked.
And every-time I come home with a great big fucking smile on my face. A smile that I cannot hide behind my attempts to be cool.
Just pure adoration at the amazing people K and Skye are and how the 3 of us seem, meant to be.
When Parents Text: Mambo #5 →
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I think my other name is Ben
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December 2010
30 posts
Kim Kardashian
Sometimes when I think about female celebrities and how much I would like to sleep with them I generally think as a a girl, with my amazingness in my dream life, I would be enough for these fly hot bitches. But there are some sexy ladies out there that I just imagine would probably need more than my feminine wiles. Like they would not be satisfied with what I had to offer. The most generous example of these honeyz is K.K
#dying
