Sometimes when I think about female celebrities and how much I would like to sleep with them I generally think as a a girl, with my amazingness in my dream life, I would be enough for these fly hot bitches. But there are some sexy ladies out there that I just imagine would probably need more than my feminine wiles. Like they would not be satisfied with what I had to offer. The most generous example of these honeyz is K.K
A while ago I tried to purchase a new weekly myki pass for my myki.
The machine refuse to issue it as I already had two inactive myki passes on my account. I touched on again to try and activate one of them with no success.
I was stopped by inspectors recently, who told me that all I needed to do was have a positive balance so I topped up online. (By the way, the $10 minimum and 24 hour wait period between credit card being charged and myki topping up is ludicrous in this day and age - just another complaint about your ridiculous service).
I touched on once the top up went through expecting that the pass would activate…
It didn’t, so once again I’m using myki money when I shouldn’t be.
I don’t wish to use myki money as it is more expensive but I am being forced to because your stupid system cannot figure it out.
I got pulled up by inspectors again threatening to fine me later that day and they said I have to touch on and off every time I use the tram (four times daily) so that myki can work out the correct fare.
Now… I’m not stupid, but the correct fare is the bloody pass that I tried to purchase right?
I set up an auto top up as a safeguard, and resigned myself to the fact that until you figure out how your system works, I’m going to have to be out of pocket. Yes thats right, I use “AND TRY TO PAY FOR” public transport every single day so it was worth the extra trouble to just give in.
Now, I receive an e-mail telling me that I have to send my card back to myki. Cos you fucked up a credit card transaction. You can absolutely stick that right up your arse! I don’t write complaint e-mails. But I’ve certainly read a few, and trust me this is not just pure frustration, but anger at the incompetence of the myki project.
You can re- activate my card right now as you will probably see that there were two transactions at exactly the same moment for two lots of $10 which is illegal as I only requested one.
Figure your shit out myki, its not that hard.
I expect a response to all of the above issues by COB tomorrow.
I just had my last lunch with the most amazing team I have ever been a part of. My work team has been disbanded, lost, broken, torn apart. I am needless to say a little sad. My boss (M) is probably the worlds greatest boss and one of the coolest and most challenging people ever. I knew her before I started working for her thru my ex, but I really underestimated how fkn amazing she is. I realised very quickly that I had stumbled upon a great opportunity, not only was it the first time I had a corporate job but my boss was a powerful corporate woman, and a lesbian. Heaven.
Over the past 6 months she has mentored, supported, driven, excited, challenged, praised, humoured, made fun of, drank with, laughed at, cared for, developed, engaged with, educated, promoted, angered, looked out for, complained for and generally been amazing to me.
She has made me not only KNOW what I am good at and be proud of it, but how to ‘build my brand’ and espouse my virtues to those who need to see it.
She has given me opportunities and exposed me to ways of thinking in the corporate world that other woman can only dream of learning from their bosses.
My fellow team members (O) and (MA) have also been so supportive and challenging I couldn’t ask for a better place to work or better people to work with.
But today the band has been dismantled. I have an amazing opportunity in front of me but without her leadership, friendship and camaraderie I am at a loss.
Can you imagine what its like to not have to hide your sexuality in front of your boss, or your colleague’s, not that i’m one to shout it from the rooftops, but to be able to share those challenges?! wowser. To those challenges, I received guidance and support and the chance to be involved in the types of initiatives that change the face and culture of my company, embracing ‘diversity’ on such an amazing level I literally wanted to fall at her feet.
So because she will never see this, I will say thanku D’or for being amazing and helping me find my way.
Right now I can think of million reasons why I love u. But for the Fkn life of me I can’t think of why those same reasons didn’t matter wen u were here. Things I make new after you seem to b shared anyway.
No1 shud ever leave me access to their fb if they are friends with u.
I spoke to my friend yesterday, thru whom I met cunty herself. She remarked that said dyke tractor wanted to know wen I was coming back to visit because she wants to apologize for her behaviour!?!? Totes. I shall lord my superior-ness over her gelled quiff until she fills me with more free booze and ladies.
Telemarketer to Jerry: Oh I’m sorry have I caught u at a bad time?
Jerry: Yes u have. I know how about u give me ur number and I’ll call u back wen I get the chance………oh u dont give out ur number to customers?
Oh I supposed it’s coz u don’t want ppl calling u at home?
Telemarketer: Yes that’s right.
Jerry: Oh right… Well now u know how I feel! -beep beep beep
Hi, My name is Cory. Sometimes I like to eat, and sometimes I like to review what I eat. I was walking to lunch one day, and I was crossing the road with my iPhone 3GS in my ear listening to popular music, and my friend Richie is all up in my face like “CORY! ARE YOU GOING TO WAGGAMAMAS!” and…
So I met a fellow sapphic lady on thursday, she was a friend of a friend.
I proceeded to drink to much with my pal and got a bit boisterous and started to use my favourite swear word CUNT, I didn’t use it out of context nor did I forget to explain that it was a fave b/w my pals and I and we often used it Ironically.
My new Twat munching acquaintance proceeded to ask if I was a ‘serious lesbian’ I guffawed and replied in the affirmative, she then said
"That’s the most offensive word you could ever say to a lesbian! I don’t wanna hear it again"
I wish I told her to take her clit tickling fuckface back to where it came from but I was however drinking loads of her booze and sitting in her bar.
"hey (gay expletive) the jerkstore called, they’re running out of you" _George Costanza_